ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

whorville:

*whispers to you during sex*

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the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

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there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident