I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
No I have to reblog this again cus I am crying right now look at the dads face
*whispers to you during sex*
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i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah
IM SO DEAD.
there is some real inception shit happening here
there’s no way this is an accident